Johnny B. Truant is an author, blogger, and podcaster who, like the Ramones, was long denied induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame despite having a large cult following. He makes his online  home at and is the author of the Fat Vampire, the Unicorn Western series (with Sean Platt), The Beam (also with Sean Platt), and a metric crap-ton of other stuff. 

Johnny, Sean Platt, and David Wright host two podcasts -- The Self Publishing Podcast and Better Off Undead -- both of which are available in the usual podcast places.

Johnny is also the kind of person who writes his bio in the third person.

You can connect with Johnny/me on Twitter at @JohnnyBTruant, and you should totally send Johnny/me an email at if the mood strikes you.

IF YOU ENJOYED "FAT VAMPIRE" ON WATTPAD, you can get the rest of the series (so far) in the buy-2-get-1-free "Fat Vampire Value Meal" here:

IF YOU ENJOYED "THE BEAM - EPISODE 1" ON WATTPAD, you can get the complete first season collection here (all six episodes):

All of my books are on Amazon, Kobo, and Barnes & Noble's Nook store. Just search for me on those stores to find more.
  • Litchfield, Ohio
  • JoinedMay 20, 2013

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johnnybtruant johnnybtruant Oct 07, 2013 10:18PM
It's an awesomely inventive pen name. :)
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Stories by Johnny B. Truant
Namaste: Prelude by johnnybtruant
Namaste: Prelude Mystery / Thriller
Amit is a Zen monk. A member of the order of shadow monks, his every waking moment is spent training his body and mind to the peak of human ability - and beyond. But the order is pacifist, a repository for deadly w...
Unicorn Western by johnnybtruant
Unicorn Western Fantasy
Cast out from the magical kingdom of The Realm and into the dying desert of the Sands beyond, Marshal Clint Gulliver and his unicorn Edward have finally found peace in the small and dusty town of Solace. For the fi...
Fat Vampire by johnnybtruant
Fat Vampire Horror
When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire. And when M...