I'm joecool123 and it probably took you around... six seconds to read this. I'm helping you waste your time. You're welcome. 

(Writing tip of the moment: note the context in which I just used 'your' and 'you're.' .... Cool. Glad we had this talk.)

"The Bro Code" Won a Watty Award for Most Popular Humor Story in 2012 - so that's pretty awesome. Thanks for that.

You can access my facebook page for updates, fun facts, and to fulfill your daily procrastination quota here: https://www.facebook.com/joecool123.author

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ALSO - this should go without saying but I have to say it anyway: Please don't have conversations with other users on my message board, especially if they're of the 'not so nice' variety. I don't want my message board to turn into the door of some high school bathroom stall. Respect the message board and it will respect you. THANKS.

---- Oh ---- and if you know of anyone who's plagiarizing my stories because they're either too uncreative to write their own or their soul is as dark as this font (or for some other reason!) pleaseeeeeeeeeeee tell me.

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you like my stories.

P.S. If you have a funny joke or cool anecdote... don't hesitate. I love those things.
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No Capes

Social data: 6M reads. 209K votes. 117K comments.

Description: “Why wear a mask?” I whispered as my fingers brushed the satin garment that revealed only his enigmatic eyes. “No one can find out my real identity,” He replied, his gaze pouring into mine, “Anyone could be behind this mask. Besides, it keeps me...

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kyratregz posted a message to joecool123
Peter Pan huh? Well let me ask you this, why is Peter Pan always flying? Is it because he NEVERLANDS? It doesn't make sense though, I'm LOST BOYS, it beets SHMEE as to why. But I love this joke anyway, it never gets old. And it has a nice HOOK!!
      - Hope you liked, P.S, loved your stories by the way. 
tvishaa posted a message to joecool123
OH MY GOD. I just finished reading 'No Capes' and wow - I really, really love it.
      You're a great author and your work is so amazing.
      Is this published in paper? Because I would love to buy it.
      Anyways, thank you so much for this FAB BOOK. Kudos to finishing it!