Hey so I'm joecool123. My alter ego is JC, and I have many secret identities, one of whom goes by Lizzie. 

Anyways. It probably took you around... 14 seconds to read that. I'm helping you waste your time. You're welcome.

(Writing tip of the moment: note the context in which I just used 'your' and 'you're.' .... Cool. Glad we had this talk.)

My book "The Bro Code" won a Watty Award for 'Most Popular Humor Story' in 2012 AND "No Capes" won for 'Most Comments' in 2015 so that's pretty awesome. Thanks for that.

You can access my facebook page for updates, fun facts, and to fulfill your daily procrastination quota here: https://www.facebook.com/joecool123.author

I also have a lot of news and fun on the twittersphere: https://twitter.com/liz_seibert

ALSO - this should go without saying but I have to say it anyway: Please don't have conversations with other users on my message board, especially if they're of the 'not so nice' variety. I don't want my message board to turn into the door of some high school bathroom stall. Respect the message board and it will respect you. THANKS.

---- Oh ---- and if you know of anyone who's plagiarizing my stories because they're either too uncreative to write their own or their soul is as dark as this font (or for some other reason!) pleaseeeeeeeeeeee tell me.

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you like my stories.

P.S. If you have a funny joke or cool anecdote... don't hesitate. I love those things.
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Infamous  by joecool123
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"If you treat me like a queen, I'll treat you like a king. But if you treat me like a game, I'll show you how it's played."
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The Bro Code by joecool123
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Rule number 4: If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time: A) Was a bro's ex-girlfriend. B) Your bro specifically told you he wanted her. C) Is your bro's sister. ...
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