Hey so my username is joecool123 but I also go by Lizzie! (This line of my profile is NEW and I added it because I thought it's something you'd all like to know.) 

Anyways. It probably took you around... 14 seconds to read that. I'm helping you waste your time. You're welcome.

(Writing tip of the moment: note the context in which I just used 'your' and 'you're.' .... Cool. Glad we had this talk.)

"The Bro Code" won a Watty Award for Most Popular Humor Story in 2012 AND "No Capes" won for Most Comments in 2015 so that's pretty awesome. Thanks for that.

You can access my facebook page for updates, fun facts, and to fulfill your daily procrastination quota here: https://www.facebook.com/joecool123.author

I also have a lot of news and fun on the twittersphere: https://twitter.com/liz_seibert

ALSO - this should go without saying but I have to say it anyway: Please don't have conversations with other users on my message board, especially if they're of the 'not so nice' variety. I don't want my message board to turn into the door of some high school bathroom stall. Respect the message board and it will respect you. THANKS.

---- Oh ---- and if you know of anyone who's plagiarizing my stories because they're either too uncreative to write their own or their soul is as dark as this font (or for some other reason!) pleaseeeeeeeeeeee tell me.

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you like my stories.

P.S. If you have a funny joke or cool anecdote... don't hesitate. I love those things.
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Lotta changes for me on the twittersphere. Need something to do today? Curious about what I can say in 144 characters? Here's me: @liz_seibert  (also Twitter is my fave social media and I want to see...
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