WELL HELLO THEREEE?
and there i was, barbecue sauce on my titties-
Finn Wolfhard is mine so end of discussion .
^actually no, everyone on Stranger things are just Mike is my favorite so bite me .
My name is Jordan & i'm a gymnasttt, which is irrelevant but??♀️
don't reply to my comment with bs bc you don't agree with me ???
I watch The Office and Stranger Things✔️
For every song Jake Paul makes, my cancer gets worse. Send help.??
Idk why I'm salty for no reason.... I just be throwing shade like it's sunny☕️?
If you have animal crossing, add me because I have no friends. 17616129634?
*cue you guys*
MISSS ME WITH THAT SHAMELESS SELF PROMO
Haters are gonna hate.?
But I don't CARROT at all???
PICK UP LINE TIME:
Do you like waterparks?
CUZ I BET I COULD MAKE YOU WETTER?
HA, GOT EM?
M y k i n d a m u s i c~ ι can вe ѕoo мaιnѕтreaм ιтѕ ѕad.
Marian hill ?
Florence and the machine?
Lana Del Ray?
Lil uzi vert?
Young the Giant?
(I have to go check my Spotify and Apple Music because I forgot the rest so??♀️)
IMMA GIRL 'MOST' OF THE TIME, when I'm not being creepy af
I can be nice... maybe once a year but
I'm usually laying by my charger yet not charging my phone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
B E S T Y O U T U B E R S, L I K E E V E R
THE DOLAN TWINS FFS?
I gotta go check the rest because I forgot again.
Lemme sum up my life for you??♀️
*tries to flip a table* (cause I'm constantly angry)
*table flips me*
O k a y
K, I think that's all.... except
CAN I GET A HOYAAAA!?
If you made it to the end, I might as well tell you a pun.?
I was gonna tell you a pun about sheeps but you might have herd it before.
- Brokebitch syndrome rehabilitation center
- JoinedJuly 28, 2017