'' if you found this account, you on the wrong side of wattpad, mothafuckah. know why? 'cause i'm the ass who writes legit spongebob smut. ''

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Greetings, fellow Wattpadder!
A few facts about me would be that I am twenty, a Taurus, and I live in Long Island, NY. I always have an urge to write but I'm too lazy, having a tendency to procrastinate too much. So, I mainly use Wattpad to read XReaders and general fanfiction. Anyway, I'm an inconsistent, non-professional writer who attempts to create fanfiction based on favorite characters of mine, who I'm also married to. Pfft, I even eat lots of ass. Fictional ass. But in all seriousness, I'll begin to edit my books when I find free time and most importantly, enthusiasm to continue. Updates are very slim but we'll see what happens. Thank y'all for reading, following, commenting, voting and adding my shits to your Reading Lists. :')

Unfortunately, I am related to @Kitten_707 and her weeaboo, bitch ass. She's obsessed with anime, Sallyface, and Scarynoodles; she has some pretty darn, good writing too.
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  • JoinedApril 5, 2015




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