Oh Hey, I didn't see you there! If you're reading this, then it seems that you've stumbled upon my account... boy, have you made a mistake.
My I'm Immortal_seapig but you may call me Jaden. Or call me whatever you'd like... just don't call me late for dinner... hehe.

Through this thrilling Wattpad adventure I've managed to make some friends. If you follow me, then I highly recommend following them as well.

@epicmelody -who I would 100% recommend following. Not only is her writing fantastic, but she's the nicest human in the universe. Why she's friends with me is beyond me.

@gehyaf - dude, I don't know with this one. He's just... unique.

So if you're one of the cool cats #2cool4school, then hit that follow button and prepare for a wild ride. You might want to have a number for a therapist on hand because you aren't getting away from me without a little emotional damage.

k, thx bye.

p.s. you like Shrek?

P.p.s. I don't update my stories frequently. I try though.
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Okay. Fun fact. All the drafts in my library were deleted. Every single draft of every single story was removed. So that's great. I'm done. I'm so sorry guys. I just can't do this. I worked so hard a...
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