Hellooo c: 

I'm El. That's not my real name, but I'm here to be totally anonymous because if anyone who knows me in person found out I'm writing a super serious Severus Snape fanfiction... oh help me Merlin's beard. I mean, my friends know I'm kinda quirky, but I like to keep the full extent of my weirdness to myself haha

My DMs are always open - I love chatting to random internet friends about anything under the sun! I was going to say that "actually, under the sun is kinda limited" but I realised that, depending on how you think about it, that covers pretty much the entire universe, so sweet as.

Uni kiddo
Closeted weirdo

Content I'm dedicated to:
> Everything Ricky Gervais
> Harry Potter
> The Office US
> Doctor Who (help me, I'm getting a raging crush on Jodie)
> StarKid
> GoT (i read the books after ... that mess)
> The Kingkiller Chronicle
> The Yogscast (only ThatMadCat (rip) and Jingle Jam these days - if you're reading this and you actually know what that means ... wow)
> Parks and Rec
> Rick and Morty
> The Hobbit and LOTR and kinda have a weird crush on Gandalf... when there's no fanfics on wattpad you KNOW it's a weird crush lololol this isn't the first time this has happened to me ahahaha
> oh, and i watch way too much fucking youtube

And this wouldn't be a basic bitch bio without a quote so...

"Life is short, but also like, terrible and insufferably long at the same time" - Jenna Marbles

Ps i strongly believe in being kind and compassionate before anything else (i fuck up sometimes tho, rip to whoever i decide to ROAST in those moments lol)

Pps i have ongoing experience with depression and grief and CFS (which is quite shit sometimes ngl)

Ppps i wish i could fly so bad like you dont understand. one of my life goals is to get a paragliding license buuuut i keep throwing my money into the black hole that is university
  • Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
  • JoinedApril 18, 2016

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ifelephantscouldfly ifelephantscouldfly Nov 13, 2021 04:20AM
sooooo Jane Eyre is pretty much a Snape fanfic just sayinps I'm back bitchezzzzzzpps why are there no river song x reader fics :''(
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