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《Jokes 》

READ THIS OUT LOUD

▪this is this cat
▪this is is cat
▪this is how cat
▪this is to cat
▪this is keep cat
▪this is an cat
▪this is idiot cat
▪this is busy cat
▪this is for cat
▪this is forty cat
▪this is seconds cat

NOW GO BACK AND READ THE THIRD WORD ONLY IN EACH LINE FROM THE START

❬don't worry, I fell for it too ❭

Another one?

▪You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

You're so lazy you didn't read all the ❝You❞ above, and also didn't notice one of them is actually ❝Yoo❞

Now you're trying to find the ❝Yoo❞

And you're disappointed because you couldn't find it!

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⦉Reality Check ⦊

▫If a demon possessed my grandma or another family member and I am staying with them for the summer and they put rules such as #1 NEVER leave your room after 9:30 here are the things I would do

1. Never leave my room after 9:30 pm
2. Don't do the creepy shit they ask me to do such as get in the oven and clean it
3. Don't let them in my room after 9:30 pm
4. Don't listen to my sibling if they say did you hear that noise coming from outside the door
5. When I leave never come the fuck back

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❝Be humorous. If you're not, then be boring. You must be good at it. ❞


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