HELLO HELLO I KNOW IT'S BEEN A WHILE BUT BABY, I GOT SOMETHING THAT I REALLY WANT TO LET YOU KNOW -
*realizes readers are covering their ears and screaming at her, so your lovely author shuts up and stops singing Still The One. She then attempts (key word: attempts) to redeem herself and sound cool (cool? her? never in a million years lmaooo) through a very cringe-worthy bio*
• 1d stan duh
• larry trash
• loves her 28k instagram larries
• netflix addict
• oreo and hot cheeto stan
• she puts the 'hot' in 'psychotic' ;)
• she can remember all of One Direction's songs by heart but she can never remember why she went upstairs.
• her favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. she calls it lunch.
𝐧𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐚 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬
• if you eat right and stay in shape, you'll die anyways.
• some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them :)
• whenever I have a problem, I sing. then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
• who needs halloween makeup when school already gives you the dark af eye bags and the half dead look?
• louis tomlinson's verified way of living: roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers, the middle one's for you :)
• the fact that there's a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
• some people need a high five. in the face. with a chair.
• instagram: hazlovestommo
• backup instagram: hazandboo
• twitter: _hazlovestommo
• tumblr: haz-loves-tommo
- one direction and larry
- JoinedJuly 19, 2018