The name's Gyle. (Pronounced as Guyl or something like that). That's not my real name obviously. Most of the time when I tell people my name, they would often get it WRONG. So it's best we keep it this way, simple.. 😌 

Gaaaay AF! 🏳️‍🌈

Ships Jerrie, Camren, Deckerstar.

16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT Wal-Mart or Tesco.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!'
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!'
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting 'Pikachu, I choose you!'

finally,
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Hey, peaches!So, just an update for story #3..Wifey and I are going to officially start writing it tomorrow. She's already pitched to me her vision, everything's saved in googledocs. All I need is...
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