Timer

'Ey! I'm fublle your local muttering insomniac idiot! 
But don't let that get to you :)

Welcome to my account where cringe comes to life! 

I enjoy scary and violently descriptive things that keep me up all night (Well more then I already am) but i hope you don't let that scare you. Just if you wanted to get to know me a little cuz like, why not? I like everything that will potentially kill me which led to all sharp objects -counting forks- to be taken away from me. Don't trust me near an open flame- please. (Though, I should probably clarify, no, I am not suicidal, I merely like the thought of death) #angstaholic

Well. If that didn't make you nervous about what you may read, enjoy!

I have way too many ongoing stories i write that I would love to share with the world :): 

And if anyone needs to be attacked by a spatula to set their minds straight/gay, come over here and I'll do it with mah trusty friend!

Like most writers on here, my updating schedule is nonexistent and it is all at random. I rarely update, but I do try to get things done. I have an issue with staying on one project for a long time. Especially when it comes to copying and typing things up, so please forgive me. 

Check me out on ao3 @Timer1