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Praise for Frankie Saxx:

"your words are empty vessels of forgettable dribble" - E.M. McCarthy, author of The Kiss that Saved Her

"you write painfully long pieces that no one can bother to read to the end before moving on and forgetting what your point was." - Lee Amshey, author of "The Bet"

"an attempt to be 'writerly,' but it isn't a natural skill you possess and so it comes across as purple prose" - E.M. McCarthy, author of The Clown
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