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What's popping my children, it's ya boi.

Age: 15 but still acts 12
Gender: fungus
Occupation: full time memer
Talents: none
Hobbies: include watching too much anime, making poorly timed jokes in the comment section of wattpad, poorly timed humour in general, being immature, penis jokes, dabbing, playing instruments and singing despite my obvious lack of talent, not shutting up about astronomy, failing 3 classes, being socially awkward, and many more soul enriching activities



*QUEEF IS THE BEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE*
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fnhwpacc fnhwpacc May 13, 2018 12:41PM
How the fuck am supposed to get a girlfriend if I have the emotional range of a salamander 
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