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Age: 15 but still acts 12
Gender: fungus
Occupation: full time memer and swamp dweller
Talents: none
Hobbies: include watching too much anime, making poorly timed jokes in the comment section of wattpad, poorly timed humour in general, being immature, penis jokes, dabbing, playing instruments and singing despite my obvious lack of talent, not shutting up about astronomy, failing 3 classes, being socially awkward, and many more soul enriching activities


I like to make Internet friends, so just send me a message and we can spin some fat yarns~


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