Salvete, omnes!

Right. My name is Andrew, and I am a freshman at Indiana University. You could say I'm slowly figuring out this whole college thing, but that would be giving me too much credit.

I write. Obviously. I also act- I am, after all, a theater major. And a physics major. With a Latin minor.

Yeah, everyone reacts like that.

All that aside, I also play trumpet. Is there anything I can't do?

Well, I can't lick my elbow...

Ahem. Well. I'm not usually this narcissistic. I swear! No, don't go! Please? Pretty please?

You stayed? After all that?

Well, you might as well get to know me. Drop me a message, and I'll get back to you... eventually...
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