"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though." - The Catcher In The Rye

Bonjour, and thanks for stopping by my page! Call me Aardvark French. I'm more than happy to chat about any of the following: French Horns, books, writing, swimming, emo bands/music in general, French Horns, Harry Potter, tea, or Star Wars. Have I mentioned the French Horns?

My works are getting unwieldy, so here's a quick guide to the stories that I have up here that are worth reading. All are completed.

ORIGINAL NOVELS
* Diving Into The Wreck (new adult fiction)
* Smooth Sailing (teen romance, mostly)
* Villains For Hire (superhero)
* Danger Magellan's Invasion of Earth (sci-fi)
* Spotlight (realistic story about the music industry)
* Dead! (YA set in afterlife)

FANFICTION NOVELS
* Calibrations (MCR time travel AU)
* Mixtape For The End of the World (Emo Trinity 80s AU)
* The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know (Ryden college AU)
* Gerard Way and the Triwizard Tournament (MCR Hogwarts AU)
* Patrick Stump and the Flying Car Brigade (sequel to GWATTT)
* Chronicles of an American Beauty and an American Psycho (Peterick)

NOVELLAS/NOVELETTES
* In Ten Years' Time (Beartown fanfic)
* The Day We Forgot the Guitarist (MCR fanfic co-written with @RadioSpirit )
* Band Geeks Will Never Hurt You (emo marching band AU)

ORIGINAL SHORT STORIES
* The Queen of Spades (superhero)
* Medallion Court (interconnected quasi-horror short stories)
* Infinity on High (short story collection)

FANFICTION SHORT STORIES
* Substitute Breakup (Frerard)
* Break The Internet (Ryden)
* Ten Thousand Summers (GWATTT universe one shot)
* Bring Me To Life (My Immortal)

Collab: @WaterLanding
AO3: aardvark_french

*Jedi mind trick powers on* You want to go read, vote, and comment on all of my stories now...
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epichorn31 epichorn31 Feb 11, 2020 11:34PM
Hey everyone! I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling a little MCR content deprived, so I wrote a new fanfiction! It's called Calibrations, and there's time travel and Frerard. Here's the descri...
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