"Writers don't have lifestyles. They sit in little rooms and write" - Norman Mailer

"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude" - Gerard Way

Bonjour tout le monde, and thanks for stopping by my page! Call me Aardvark French (or Fray if you're @akibentos ). I'm more than happy to chat with you about any of the following things: French Horns, books, my writing, your writing, anyone's writing really, swimming, emo bands/music in general, French Horns, Harry Potter, tea, or Star Wars. Have I mentioned the French Horns?

My works are getting a little bit unwieldy, so here's a quick guide to the stories that I have up here that are worth reading. All are completed.

ORIGINAL NOVELS
* Villains For Hire (superhero story)
* Danger Magellan's Invasion of Earth (science fiction)
* Spotlight (realistic fiction about the music industry)
* Dead! (YA novel set in the afterlife)
* Catch A Birdie (YA realistic fiction)
* Daydream Believer (YA realistic fiction)

FANFICTION NOVELS
* The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know (Panic! At The Disco/Ryden college AU)
* Gerard Way and the Triwizard Tournament (MCR Hogwarts AU)
* Patrick Stump and the Flying Car Brigade (sequel to GWATTT)
* Chronicles of an American Beauty and an American Psycho (Fall Out Boy/Peterick)

NOVELLAS AND NOVELETTES
* The Day We Forgot the Guitarist (MCR fanfic co-written with @RadioSpirit )
* Band Geeks Will Never Hurt You (Emo Trinity marching band AU)

ORIGINAL SHORT STORIES
* Medallion Court (fourteen short interconnected quasi-horror stories)
* Infinity on High (short story collection)

FANFICTION SHORT STORIES
* Break The Internet (Ryden)
* Ten Thousand Summers (one-shot in the Gerard Way and the Triwizard Tournament universe)
* Bring Me To Life (a short story about My Immortal)

My collab account is @WaterLanding , and I am also a part of @GTKYC_

*Jedi mind trick powers on* You want to go read, vote, and comment on all of my stories now...
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