"I've been shooting dogs with BB guns since I was five
If you want to witness, you can come and see me live
I be trapping cats in AC units all the time
Let them freeze, baby
Give the mice a head start, please, baby"

"I got a camel-fur coat, gator-skin duffel bag
Chinese labrador rug price tags
Sea turtle shell, money clip, hella tablerags
And handkerchief straight out of the African wild"

Furr - Pink Guy
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Story by Kevin Dirk
How To Train Your Fappasaurus by devinkcorporated
How To Train Your Fappasaurus
The full Wattpad book based strictly off of the Tumblr: FappaSaurusWreks
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