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"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
~ One of the Best Bitches on Earth
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Hello! 안녕하십니까! Bonjour! Guten Tag! Ciao! Hola!

Eliza McClare:
~ Aspiring agnostic from Virginia
~ Dreams to write stories on Wattpad all day in the coziest Panera
~ Owns two dogs, Clover & Missy, both female cocker spaniels, and are neurotic af
~ Has an older sister somewhere on Wattpad who she still cannot find. If you see her, tell her Eliza says "Hello"
~ While her specific age is unknown to the universe (including Canada), she is known to be in high school
~ Actually really loves Canada! And if Trump becomes president, Canada here she comes!
~ Loves BTS, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, Twenty One Pilots, Bigbang, Taylor Swift, GOT7, IKON, Muse, & etc.
~ Obsesses over Chinese food, Build-A-Bear, and her non-existent love life
~ Is the whitest of the white, UNLESS YOU'RE EDWARD CULLEN CAUSE SON YOU GOT A CONDITION
~ Tries to be funny, so comment your fake laughter at her poor jokes
~ Loves you all, even if you think she's stupider than Trump supporters
~ Definitely feels the Bern
~ Loves to read all books, so if you have one you want her to read, message her and she'll get back to you ASAP
~ Fun Fact: She's attempting to be multilingual. She's fluent in English, partially in Spanish, and so far knows the Korean alphabet! Ain't she so hip?
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  • JoinedJanuary 21, 2016



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