Dakota (he/him)
bisexy and apparently chaotic neutral

I want to be your gay icon #DakotaFor'GayestThingSinceSkinnyJeans'2k17

my stories are written like books but just use fandom names so you can read any of them without knowing anything

please talk to me i'm so lonely and I ran out of twizzlers already

I speak English, je parle francais, parlo italiano, jeg snakker norsk

tumblr: barricaderats or purrkatorium
instagram: colddeadrats or homoerectiledysfunction
  • aborted 2 mexico
  • JoinedFebruary 14, 2015

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my bf claims he's amazing at putting swim caps on ppl but the last time he did mine, he took 3 minutes to put it on me, saying my method was wrong, then on tuesday night I got a video of him failing...
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