cookieeaternom

You know your man is a good man when he buys you that fancy microwave with a defrost setting

SaneOtaku

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I have won a l l the kahoots. (I actually am pretty good. There's always one person who clicks as fast as they can and beat me half the time. Which sucks. But I mop the f l o o r with my enemies when it comes to science shit.) 

cookieeaternom

@SaneOtaku I suck at science, but I am a super fast clicker lmao
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Captian_DeRp

Sam this the only way I can talk to you and my phone is broken so i won't be able to talk to you for a while

cookieeaternom

I will tell you now my children, I do not like to curse in my writing, but I will break that rule for the sake of characters acting like themselves.

cookieeaternom

When your reading a really good fanfic but they make you like 'Yuri! On Ice' and you immediately want to destroy your laptop.

cookieeaternom

Wattpad is basically where nine year old's read lemons and the tumbr-ina's talk about how they are depressed. That is honestly the way I see things here.

SaneOtaku

@cookieeaternom Make it 11 year olds and you've got the nail on the head. I've evolved though. I w r i t e the lemons. 
            
            (I actually feel super uncomfortable writing them but I have. For science. And my friend.)
            (I'm also not 11 anymore so that's nice lol.)
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