Family Dissapointment

I have won a l l the kahoots. (I actually am pretty good. There's always one person who clicks as fast as they can and beat me half the time. Which sucks. But I mop the f l o o r with my enemies when it comes to science shit.) 

Sam this the only way I can talk to you and my phone is broken so i won't be able to talk to you for a while

You know your man is a good man when he buys you that fancy microwave with a defrost setting

I will tell you now my children, I do not like to curse in my writing, but I will break that rule for the sake of characters acting like themselves.

Alexander Familton

I am about to watch my first yuri anime, wish me luck

When your reading a super good fanfic but you accidentally exit out of it and loose it forever....

My dad keeps taking pictures of his food and sending it to people.
          
          Help.

When your reading a really good fanfic but they make you like 'Yuri! On Ice' and you immediately want to destroy your laptop.

Wattpad is basically where nine year old's read lemons and the tumbr-ina's talk about how they are depressed. That is honestly the way I see things here.