My favorite animal is a Rhinoceros (I saw one in South Africa), although I love Eagles too. They used to nest next to my house where I grew up in Vancouver, Canada. One time I met the president of Tahiti and another time I DJ'd at a club called 'Zoe's on Yellow' in Pai, Thailand... but those stories are neither here nor there - #wattpad is where I keep my favorite work. In the words of Nietzsche, "I am not man, I am dynamite"

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