In the words of Nietzsche, "I am not man, I am dynamite"

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My favorite animal is a Rhinoceros (I saw one in South Africa), although I love Eagles too. They used to nest next to my house where I grew up in Vancouver, Canada. One time I met the president of Tahiti and another time I DJ'd at a club called 'Zoe's on Yellow' in Pai, Thailand... but those stories are neither here nor there - #wattpad is where I keep my favorite work.

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  • JoinedNovember 2, 2014

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Stories by Sean Michael Hayes
Five Weeks in the Amazon - #true #story by canadianhayes
Five Weeks in the Amazon - #true #story #338 in Non-Fiction
A Modern Quest for an Ancient Remedy.... If you enjoy a fast-paced read, Five Weeks in the Amazon is the book for you. It's an honest story filled with peaks of humor and valleys of despair. Author Sean Michael Hay...
Frost - #JustWriteIt #Sports by canadianhayes
Frost - #JustWriteIt #Sports Short Story
My father stepped into my bedroom and my body was still asleep, but when he spoke my mind was awoken. "Nick," he said from above, "did you hear me?" Both my eyes were still closed, "Yes Fa...
What Happens When We EXPLODE by canadianhayes
What Happens When We EXPLODE Short Story
A random collection of writing, from a man on the road, a man like the protagonist in my first story... The man sat there, waiting. The waitress came close to him and he felt a flutter of nervousness. She will be...
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