❝ey rat man❞

matching icons with: @papi-satan aka a scrumptious super darn diddly gnarly person who is a blessing to this world and we all should be grateful that they're breathing to this very minute, they are the most gnarliest gucci d00d you've ever seen. and if i don't answer your calls, it means that i'm yeeting all my love all the way from the west coast to the east coast for this gentled00d right now. if any of yall mfs even dare your skinny asses to touch o r hurt this gnarly-ass lookin gucci amazing beautiful and wonderful leo broski, imma grab as many mcdonalds straws as i can and stab each and one of yall in the mcfucking neck as hard as i can. i even made a fanfic for this matt-nificent dudeski and dedicated it to them because they deserve it, and yes friendship is the best ship. um excuse me but what does my user say?? but i don't care if this bio is super long about this gnarly dudeski, hell i probably wrote a whole paragraph talking about how amazing this broski is. bitch, i will dedicate my life only for those i love and care about. if you drown, i'll jump into the water and drown with you. because i can't swim for shit and nobody's gonna die alone. also, i will smack your nonsense shit out of you with my asian chopsticks if you ever talk shit about her. bro, i got fucken elephant ears, so if i hear somebody talk smack to/or about em, you better pray for your life tonight because i'm hunting you down. em needs to be appreciated, loved, and protected at all costs. all of my pals do. so ilysm bud and thanks for the uwu's 💕♡
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  • JoinedOctober 6, 2018

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but-idc but-idc Aug 02, 2019 08:01PM
most of my books are old asf so like im gonna revise all of them. prolly rewrite toobut the homestuck books are new so ig that's cool, still writing the plot and everything for the dirkjake fic
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