Majority of writing is flipping tables: 

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*prepares to go to sleep: I should be writing
*eating out with friends: I should be writing
*on the bus, commuting: I should be writing
*sits at computer:
Computer: You should be writing
Me: I KNOW!!
^brought to you by the manuscript you're supposed to be writing.^

Pen name: Break (ブレイク).
Age: demented child of '99.
Race: panda.
Profession: fabulous panda.
Ethnicity: panda (wait, is this the same as race)
Hobbies: sleep and eat and write.
Obsessions: SLEEP/WRITE.
My one unattainable aspiration: to be a cat.

~Highest Rankings for my stories:
Ink Stained at #42 for Fantasy:
Ravendown #37 in Historical Fiction.~

~I live off comments, and I reply to them, too, so please do comment!~

~I'm not a graphic designer. I am a panda. I just bullsh*t may way through and somehow manage to come up with presentable-looking covers. ~

~I'm on DeviantArt where I 'attempt' to make stuff using mostly digital art and photo manipulation: ~

Oh, you're still here?
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"I don't hold my breath and I don't hold my tongue and I know that you know that I don't back down to no one." -- Porcelain Black, My Leftovers


~I'm glad English is my first language because if I had to learn it as a second language I'd jump off a bridge.~

Status of stories:
INK STAINED - Ongoing, regular updates
RAVENDOWN - Completed
THE HISTORY OF MAN - Sporadic-to-nonexistent updates

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  • Ayashi House, stealing food from Obaasan with Haru
  • JoinedOctober 1, 2015

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break-mwango break-mwango Dec 04, 2016 09:46AM
Instead of doing what I should be doing which is many things, I just watched episode 8 of the CW show Frequency. I'm not saying go watch it (ACTUALLY, YES, GO WATCH IT, IT'S FREAKING AWESOME), but th...
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