hi i'm sydney and i'm sydphistocated >> credits to kelly for the genius pun 

btw, there are currently around 12.5k #edney shippers. join the ship of edi and I

"You accuse me once, I put up with it. You accuse me twice... I quit. You pressure me to fear for my life and I will put a fucking bullet in your head as if you were anybody else. Okay?"


Backup account: @tylerdurdens

"Ideals are peaceful. History is violent." - war daddy


wicked achievements:

'stolen jerseys':
short story: 1 (!!!!)
romance: 8
'superman':
short story: 10
humor: 49




❝You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.❞

YOU'RE NOT YOUR FUCKING KHAKIS



[warning: if statuses suddenly become very weird and worrying, and if profile picture suddenly becomes embarrassing and confesses my love for someone, you can confidently assume kelly is on my account]


"John wasn't exactly the boogeyman. He's the one you sent to kill the fucking boogeyman." - john wick


KELLY IS LOVE. KELLY IS LIFE.


did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off?
... he was all right.

ALL MY BOOKS ARE CURRENTLY BEING EDITED. It's going to take some time to edit all of this, so please be patient with me as I fix spelling errors, plot holes, and add important events and information. Thank you!
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