I was born of two loving but restless parents, Mystery and Passion, and had a paternal grandfather, Justice, and a half sister Integrity from one of Passion's previous marriages. My great great grandfather Malcolm was a tuna fisherman.

Left in a Tibetan monastery at two, I was reading at three and piloting my own soul on "spirit flights" at four. As a teenager, I honed my consciousness and the white hot tip of my truth spear in the art museums of Middle Europe, the mosques of Old Arabia, and the battlefields of rural Maryland, where I participated in numerous Civil War reenactments. Seeking further enlightenment, I attempted to climb Mount Everest without the benefit of helium, but had to turn back two-thirds of the way to the summit when my Sherpa broke his ankle. I carried my newfound friend on my shoulders down the mountain, hauled him overland to my village, and nursed him back to health. I left the village nine months later, leaving behind a new sewage treatment plant I'd built for the grateful residents.

Fluent in six languages (seven if you count the language of sign), I divide my time between the United States and India, where I have attained the rank of Tantric master, known for both my discipline (8+ hours) and knowledge (74 positions).
  • JoinedJuly 13, 2014