Some people play an instrument - some paint - some play golf. I bang on the keys of my computer machine to make words. Sometimes, I string those words together to make stories. My head is filled with jelly beans and gumdrops and not good for much else other than making jokes at inappropriate times. 

I currently hold a black-belt in sarcasm and also have a license to ill.

My hobbies include:
-Sitting down
-Not watching televised talent contests
-Fantasizing about re-living past events so that I come out of them looking like a boss
-Fantasizing about future events where I look like a boss
-Watching too many movies
-Reading too much
-Writing like I have to go pee really bad and the bathroom is occupied

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bfregal bfregal Sep 18, 2017 09:53PM
Just posted a new story. It's a little bit bananas. Hope you like it.
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