hey, fucker ;)

✨w o m e n✨

"You can have a toothbrush." -Alex Cabot - Law & Order: SVU 10×21

Cabenson is * chef's kiss *

"Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them."- Marie - The Aristocats

Almost as unsatisfied as Angelica Schuyler.

Man, fuck them kids. - the world 2020

What are you, fuckin gay? - my bro 2020

WHY TF ARE WOMEN SO SMART AND PRETTY AND STRONG UGH GOALS

Taking story recommendations 24/7 365 cuz I'm constantly bored sooo be a pal and send 'em bc my attention span is nonexistent

"Only things that come from Texas are steers and queers, and I dont see horns on your head."

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bathsaltz bathsaltz Jan 01, 2022 06:40AM
i hate being gay sometimes :) happy new year. :( rip betty white
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