random person: hello is anyone there

jane: uhhhh....noooooo

random person: are you a serial killer

jane: you I don't get why people say that like how do you know your not my first victim so I can obliviously say no then I won't go to hell for lying but I'll g-

random person: are you gonna answer my question?!

jane: well I was but then you had to go and be all rude and interrupt me so no

random person: well then I'm calling the cops

jane: your on my property

random person: oh.....wanna be best friends

jane: sure



nine months later random person was found dead in her house


God: you now she was a serial killer right

random person: oh really I didn't notice


- if you haven't notice by know I have a messed up since of humor.
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Story by awesomeness280
Choices by awesomeness280
Choices Teen Fiction
A book of one-shots of different scenes like last chances to get someone they love or someone confessing their love to some one.
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