random person: hello is anyone there
random person: are you a serial killer
jane: you know I don't get why people say that like how do you know your not my first victim so I can obliviously say no then I won't go to hell for lying but I'll g-
random person: are you gonna answer my question?!
jane: well I was but then you had to go and be all rude and interrupt me so no
random person: well then I'm calling the cops
jane: your on my property
random person: oh.....wanna be best friends
nine months later random person was found dead in her house
God: you now she was a serial killer right
random person: oh really I didn't notice
- if you haven't notice by know I have a messed up sense of humor.
- in a wardrobe (I'm still looking for narnia)
- JoinedMay 13, 2016