random person: hello is anyone there

jane: uhhhh....noooooo

random person: are you a serial killer

jane: you know I don't get why people say that like how do you know your not my first victim so I can obliviously say no then I won't go to hell for lying but I'll g-

random person: are you gonna answer my question?!

jane: well I was but then you had to go and be all rude and interrupt me so no

random person: well then I'm calling the cops

jane: your on my property

random person: oh.....wanna be best friends

jane: sure

nine months later random person was found dead in her house

God: you now she was a serial killer right

random person: oh really I didn't notice

- if you haven't notice by know I have a messed up sense of humor.
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  • JoinedMay 13, 2016

Story by Jamiah H
Choices by awesomeness280
A book of one-shots of different scenes like last chances to get someone they love or someone confessing thei...
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