Mahi

WARNING: High levels of Irony and Sarcasm Imminent. Proceed with caution.

Unfolding Ethan: https://books2read.com/unfoldingethan
Unfolding Kiara:  https://books2read.com/unfoldingkiara

> I have an adorable little black panther. His name is Alex (Alexander) and he loves biting hands.
> I rock buzzhead, glasses and dimples everyday.
> My name is Mahi. No, not the sushi, it means Universe in Sanskrit.
> I have the ability to turn any casual talk into an innuedo 
> I am a social introvert. 
> I googled if ants have feelings. They don't have complex emotions.
> I am very random person. I had my first beer with my brother while I watched YouTube videos of Red Blood Python. For five hours.
> I regret nothing. 
> I am swirls-chocolate-milk-in-wine-glass person (even though I'm an adult now. Me being 18 should be illegal)
> I am somewhere between psychotic and iconic. But I do jump that line a lot 
> I stay in my dungeon embracing my brother's stolen t-shirt's (V, if you're reading this, I am NOT sorry) and sweatpants confidently. 
> I need coffee, nap and exorcism
> You're pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up! 

Okay, here's random self-promo:
Unfolding Ethan (18+) ll PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS The Be(D)st Friend 
Love, Kiara ✓ ll WON THE FICTION AWARDS 2019 'Best Short Story'
Unfolding Kiara (18+) ✓ ll WON THE FICTION AWARDS 2019 'Best Mature'
Geniusationship ll COMING SOON

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> No reading or translating requests please.
> Ignore people who are toxic. Love yourself. Say that to mirror. You deserve this life. Be proud of who you are, because I am. You hold the pen to your life, your story, write the next chapter and make your life a bestseller.

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