-sadist

Babe, you know you are (; & bless your cotton socks, he says hi and that he loves you <3 

-sadist

Where art thou, Kat in the hat? 

atavistic-

OF COURSE HER PLAN WORKED!! MAC IS A GENIUS. ALBERT EINSTEIN, WHO? IN THE PROCESS OF SCULPTING A GIGANTIC SCULPTURE OF MAC FOR ALL TO APPRECIATE!! THOU HAVE MISSETH YOU <3 I LOVE IMAGINARY GROUP HUGS, GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS!! NOTHING’S BETTER THAN THOSE. HIII, SNUGGLE BUG!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU MORE!! MY LOVE FOR YOU IS GREATER THAN ANY DISTANCE! I’VE BEEN FANTASTICO! I HOPE FALL COMES SOON, THOUGH. SUMMER ISN’T FOR THE WHITE-AS-A-SNOWMAN GIRLS )’-: AND AT LEAST IN WINTER IF YOU GET COLD YOU CAN PUT ON A COZY SWEATER OR GO UNDER COVERS OR SIT BY THE FIRE OR DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE BUT YOU CAN’T DO MUCH TO GET AWAY FROM THE HEAT!? YOU COULD RIP YOUR SKIN OFF BUT THAT’S A PLAN ‘Z’ TYPA THING BECAUSE YIKES. OH NO. ARE YOU PULLING A LANA DEL RAY? HUNEY, YOU’RE A RAY OF SUNSHINE NOT A LANA DEL RAY!! I’VE BEEN SAD WITHOUT YOU TOO! IM SORRY I’VE BEEN MISSING IN ACTION THIS SUMMER 
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-sadist

@-lovin Your plan worked, I'm so proud of you (': AND HEY KAT, LONG TIME NO SEE BEAUTIFUL. THY HAS MISSETH YOU. <3 
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atavistic-

I NEED TO ANSWER YOUR SNAPCHAT MESSAGES. I’M THE WORLD’S SLOWEST REPLIER. I NEED TO WORK ON THAT 

atavistic-

@-lovin MY LOVE. I WOULD RUN TO YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. I DREAM OF YOU BY MY SIDE. YOU’RE A BLESSING. YOU’RE A GIFT. YOU’RE EVERYTHING. YOU’RE DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING. THE DAYS ARE TERRIBLY COLD WITHOUT YOU HERE WITH ME=( YOU ARE MY BESTIO FOR LIFE. THE GREATEST PAL! YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME. YOU’RE PROPERLY BEAUTIFUL. I DON’T KNOW A PERSON MORE BEAUTIFUL, CARING, SMART, FUNNY. YOU HAVE IT ALL AND ALTHOUGH, I DON’T HAVE MUCH TO GIVE, I’D GIVE MY ALL FOR YOU. I’M GOING B-A-N-A-N-A-S FOR YOU ([ SHOUT OUT FOR GWEN STEFANI FOR HELPING ME SPELL THAT]). WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO LOVEABLE? LET’S RE-NEW OUR WEDDING VOWS. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE YOUR EXISTENCE? I THANK GOD FOR PLACING US ON THE SAME PATH. I LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE ME GRINNING EAR TO EAR. YOU HAVE ME IN DEEP. MAC IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND THE LOVE OF MY NEXT LIFE, TOO. WHEREVER YOU GO, CARRY MY LOVE WITH YOU. { SENDING MY LOVE, KISSES AND HUGS } THIS FLAME IS BURNING SO BRIGHT AND IT’S ETERNAL LIKE MY LOVE FOR YOU. YOU’RE THE ONE AND ONLY. MY FIRST LOVE AND LAST. MWAH. 

atavistic-

baby girl, ohmygod, bless your cute little cotton sockos. look at you making my heart grow a hundred times larger <3 ah, blushing is inevitable when it comes to you and your sweetness. you’re lifting me all the way to cloud nine and making feel like i’m super blessed. how did i end up with someone as gracious as you? you’re too lovely for words. there’s no way in this life or the next that i could come up with the right words to tell you how much you mean to me, gal pal. i’m missing you every day you’re away, hoping you’ll come give me a huge huggo. i’d die a very happy camper if i could hug you for eternity, lmao. i love you with my pineapple heart! so much! i hope you know that! your cheesiness makes drives me insane in the best way, ugh. you’re SO great. as long as you’re here everything’s alright and i’m forever be grateful for you, too. you’re my most favourite gift, and the chances of meeting someone as fabulous and picturesque as you seems wow like how lucky am i? i hit a gold mine, my gem – won the lottery, my prize whose love makes me richer than any wealth could ever. you can for sure call me a kiddo haha. let’s forever be peter pans. let’s fly to the stars! ah, wouldn’t that be the coolest? but, i’d have to leave you there to stay because among the stars is where someone like you belongs (; isn’t it crazy, though? your birthday is so soonie! in 2 days! you, my friendo, are going to be the big 2-oh! screamin’! my lil bundle of joy so grown up): i’d like to shout out your momma and pops for making such a cool kid bc her existence brings me so so so much joy! watch me be like a jumping jelly beano! jumping with joy, my love !