Toasters_For_Legs

Hi i'm Sage, welcome to my humble abode, will it be the red pill or the blue pill? 

The aliens are real and I am one of them. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

become unhinged 

I live in a van and work at Six Flags bc I'm a Sic Fag xoxo 

I'm your favortive fanenby. I'm a metal/rock musician and feral little gremlin being gooberish out in California. Mostly, I just write on here for my own sake. There's not really any writing goals here anymore. I still love and admire my readers though. 

triiiiiilanguallllll(ish) (i only know some spanish) (very little spanish) (but I speak english and german) 

My toxic trait is giving homeless people money like I'm not one of them too. *cough cough* 

I am starting an interviewing service called Feral Interviews, there is a lil story where y'all can let me know what questions YOU have for the bands I meet. Spoiler Alert, I will be painting toenails. (I'm still not sure if I actually want to commit to doing this tho, let me know if you want me to but like idk if I like.... yk?) 

They/Them bc I will Slay/Them(All). 

have a forehead kiss and read my shite 
love yall! 
If you want free tickets/free merch to a Feral show DM me, wattpad besties are a slay. 

K THX!