"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

Hello, hello! I'm that one awkward person who doodles the hell out of everything and is always listening to her outdated iPod Shuffle (but has an even more outdated record player that she loves to pieces).

Buddy Holly, Simon and Garfunkel, Rush, Bob Dylan, Donovan, Billy Joel, the B-52's, Joan Baez, the Monkees, the Traveling Wilburys, the Doors, Jethro Tull and the Beatles are the majority of my existence!

CLASSIC ROCK CRUSH OF ALL TIME: BUDDY HOLLY! Wherever you are now, keep raving on, you wonderful Texan, you.

Sonatine No. 1 by Ravel. Look it up. Actually, look up anything by Ravel. I love him to death.

e.e. cummings and Mark Van Doren are my absolute poetic heroes.

Self-taught ukulele player of two years, piano player of seven, mountain dulcimer player of less than one. Choir trash for five, and if you don't sing using the proper choir vowels, I will stab you.

Follow @ProjectBeyondtheVeil -- This account is extraordinary!

A proud author and caretaker of the Lost Library of Pepperland at @All-Together-Now .

Mother of our beautiful comatose twins: @RadicalCopper

My wonderful Wattpad family:
@Rebecca_Dolenz
@You-You-You
@longjohnnysilver
@shesadreamer1
@jimmorrisonsgirl
@Deeply_Thoughts27 / @Gold_Greasers
@ThreeGaysGrace
@-Sitarday-
@BohemianBeatle
@PaulAndTheMascara
@LonelyPretzel6 / @LonelyPretzel1
@theatricalyesterdays
@ringo4president
@pair-of-socks
@lennison
@pauliesnecklace
@PheebMcGeeb
@Onehitwonder18
@darkhorse60
@LucyInTheSky04

Aaaaaand... cut.
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