"Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip!"

Hello, hello! I'm that one awkward person who doodles the hell out of everything and is always listening to her outdated iPod Shuffle (but has an even more outdated record player that she loves to pieces).

Buddy Holly, Simon and Garfunkel, Rush, Bob Dylan, Donovan, Billy Joel, the B-52's, Joan Baez, the Monkees, the Traveling Wilburys, the Doors, Jethro Tull and the Beatles are the majority of my existence!

Certified Flower Child ☮️
Certified Ravenclaw ?

CLASSIC ROCK CRUSH OF ALL TIME: BUDDY HOLLY! Wherever you are now, keep raving on, you wonderful Texan, you.

Sonatine No. 1 by Ravel. Look it up. Actually, look up anything by Ravel. I love him to death.

e.e. cummings and Mark Van Doren are my absolute poetic heroes.

Self-taught ukulele player of one year, piano player of seven. Choir trash for five, and if you don't sing using the proper choir vowels, I will stab you.

Follow @ProjectBeyondtheVeil -- This account is extraordinary!

A proud author and caretaker of the Lost Library of Pepperland at @All-Together-Now .

Mother of our beautiful comatose twins: @RadicalCopper

My wonderful Wattpad family:
@Rebecca_Dolenz
@You-You-You
@longjohnnysilver
@shesadreamer1
@jimmorrisonsgirl
@Deeply_Thoughts27 / @Gold_Greasers
@ThreeGaysGrace
@-Sitarday-
@BohemianBeatle
@PaulAndTheMascara
@LonelyPretzel6 / @LonelyPretzel1
@theatricalyesterdays
@ringo4president
@pair-of-socks
@lennison
@pauliesnecklace
@PheebMcGeeb
@Onehitwonder18
@darkhorse60
@SteviFye

Our Flag: █♪█
Our President: John Lennon
Vice President: Paul McCartney
Our Secretary of State: George Harrison
Our Speaker of the House: Ringo Starr
Our language: Liverpudlian.
Our anthem: Hey Jude.
Our Country: Beatleville!
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  • JoinedFebruary 20, 2016


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artemis912 artemis912 Aug 10, 2018 10:40PM
Hello, all! I've published my first short story on this account -- and it's finished! Feel free to give it a read. If some details seem vague to you, that's because they're meant to be, and because t...
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