Hi! I won't say I love reading and writing since probably everyone on this site does. I /will/ say my favorite book is Hunchback of Notre Dame, so I was pretty upset about the cathedral.
I enjoy drawing, painting, history documentaries, and listening to one album obsessively for a month then never listening to it again. I'm probably Slytherin but I'm almost Ravenclaw-both are cool so I'm really here for either.
I recently finished my first draft of "The Hounds of Fate," an adventure/fantasy novel, which I'll be updating weekly as I make edits.
Message me to tell me your favorite vine, talk about Notre Dame, my writing, or your writing! I'll definitely give your stories a read if you reach out!
This should give you a decent idea of who I am for the time being! Until then.
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almostpretentious almostpretentious Jun 22, 2019 02:06PM
this is a super important announcement for anyone who is reading my story “The Camelot Failure”—I changed both the title and the cover! It is now called “The Hounds of Fate” (for a reason that will b...
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