"Alice:How long is forever?
White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second."
(5th bio try because I always click away without saving it. Tell me if this bio is enough to scare you away, if not...there is always try 6)
You might want to run now. Thank you.
I see so many people writing intresting stuff in here
and I have no idea how.
I like to read like %99 of Wattpad users, duh.
The %1 ....maybe you just got here on accident? Idk ask your parents. *shrugs*
I like writing...I like drawing...and I feel right now like the new kid who got pulled in front of the class to do introduction because the teacher is a sadistic butt who likes to see students suffer....or just wants to help them....*hiss* no way.
Go back to your Trigonometric functions Mr. Why don't you tell us about yourself.
I never had poptarts....I am sad
I'VE NEVER SEEN POPTARTS WHERE I LIVE! I DOUBT THEY EXIST HERE! *SNIFFLES ANGRILY* yes you can do that.
I am messed up and so are my stories, I am not going to warn you...but you might want to run...NOW.
I am still waiting for the day where my parents tell me that I am a Vampire...the sun and I are not good friends you must know.
And I am pale.
Fun fact: I don't like to curse, but my book has curse words. Why? Because my characters are the ones who do it, not me. Not saying that I never do, as long as furniture and my feet have this mysterious chemistry between them, I will SOMETIMES...say fudge...I SWEAR I AM A GOOD KID!
Hey...psst! yes, you! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?!
DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO RUN? THRICE TO BE EXACT! No just twice actually, but should have been enough.
I know I am not funny, you don't have to tell me.
I like dark humour better anyways. Bring me to a dark room and let me tell you a joke, my potential will blind you.
I would be surprised if you don't hate me after this.
If you want to send me covers (welp I don't think anyone would) E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
- probably in a library.
- JoinedJuly 17, 2016