Emotionally constipated. Haven't given a shit in days.

I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional.


'Manic Attack' as well as 'The Misfortune of Meeting Serendipity' were featured on Wattpad (miracles happen, people!)

•Lollipops•Travelling•Photography•My readers (the only people I would use the term 'bae' for)•Puns•Candies•

"But why would we remove the wisest of our teeth?"

Uzi ~~
  • Your mom's good side.
  • JoinedJuly 31, 2012

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Okay okay i knowI knowI've fallen off the face of this earth. NOW I HAVE CLIMBED BACK UP.An update for TMMS will be out soon! If it isn't in the next two days, bombard me with messages until my gu...
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