Found the sperm going to the egg. No thy shall run and wait. Run and wait. I was never here. Shall not doth of thy nobel!
~WARNING~ This is the profile of a complete don. Contains high levels of awesome shit. Read at your own risk:3
If you suffer from a sense of humour deficiency, stupidity, or any other douchebag/asshole related condition, please stop reading immediately.
You may now kiss the bride.
Yo, the name's T. Just ya average 17 year old girl, tryna live life to the fullest before it ends. Because come on; Everything good has to end sometime. But then again, so does everything bad. So I guess it's a good thing really. Yeah, I get off topic easil-Oooh, shiny. Haha, that was a joke; but seriously, I do that a lot.
My mates say I'm insane, but I prefer the term 'mentally hilarious'. Seriously dudes, what's the fun in bein' a normal ass human being? Insanity is what makes life fun! :3
I'm an extremely active person *caugh*unicorn*caugh* & I'm honestly in love with sports. If I could marry sports, then I freakin' hell would, no questions asked!
Boxin' is my passion. It's honestly the best sport in the world, and always brings my spirts up when I'm feelin' down.
Oh, and I'm obsessed with Eminem♥ I've grown up with his music and his songs have helped me through some tough times. That dude is a lyrical genius!
I act like a total guy and my mates always take the piss 'bout how I shoulda been born a dude. I'm not at all self conscious and I ain't afraid of noone which gets me into a lot of shit at times:')
I'm a generally nice person, but if you fuck with my family/friends; I will kick your ass to Alaska bro.
My life ain't exactly been the easiest,but seriously dudes, who's life is easy? Everyone's got their own shit thats weighin' down on their shoulders, so who am I to complain. I try to live by my own motto:
Build a fuckin bridge,
&get the hell over it.
Lifes tough, so get tougher. Don't wine about it like a pussy. Grow some balls, stand strong, and fight for the motherfucking life you deserve!
Elvis has left the building.
Location:In bed with yo momma! BAM!;)
Joined:5 years ago
Description: Depression. Self harm. Loss. Abuse. This shit is my life.
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