How come reading tea leaves is seen as a sophisticated, witchy thing to do but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in a gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, divination suddenly isn't cool anymore?
Instagram: _organ.muncher_ (I made like 10 shitposts and now I AM social media 32 entire people follow me)
Tumblr: iamzukoshonor (Brought to you by me when I was A Good American™ from America)
I have other accounts on ahem other websites wink wink nudge nudge but I don't remember what they are because I'm good at social media
If you hear awkward wheezing coming from your air vents that's me running out of breath from trying to combust a can of aerosol don't worry about it
I am both gay and European it's very easy to guarantee
I also draw Illumi Zoldyck a lot because he reminds me of a small cucumber idk he's so cute I'm gonna fuck him
PSA: Crocs are so good when it comes to killing bugs I have 7 in each room solely for that purpose
(Yes I genuinely hate everyone I meet)
CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED OR THE FUCKING BOOGEYMAN WILL COME AFTER YOU IN THE NIGHT AND DRAG YOUR ASS ACROSS THE CEMENT THIS IS NOT THE TRAILER YOU FILMED TOUR FIRST PORNOGRAPHIC FILM IN YOU DEGENERATE BEETLE
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- JoinedOctober 8, 2014
Shitty Drawings (ft. Shitty Rants About How Much I Hate Myself) Random
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If you want to see a collection of scribbles that were haphazardously scratched onto a paper by a 143 year old blind woman with two fingers and some Trisha Paytas-esque rants about my edgy teenager bullshit, then t...