HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE! I MUST'VE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES! TO -

*reader throws shoe at Zoey because of trashy singing*

Okay, let's redo that...

Fair warning: this bio makes NO sense. Read on if you like nonsense ;)

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Certified Idiot || Bursts out singing randomly || Cringes at real life couples || Single as a pringle || Sleepyhead But Nocturnal || Your average teen || Lives for Netflix || Graphic Designer || Laughs like it's her life's purpose

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FACTS OF LIFE:
♥️ You're not supposed to fall in love, idiots. You're supposed to fall asleep.
♥️ The heavier you are, the harder you are to kidnap. So stay safe, kids, and eat lots of cake and ice cream.
♥️ There will always be a moment in your life when you're trying to tell your friend something but can't because you're laughing too hard at the ending 😂
♥️ Crazy people are the best people. (Yes, I know about your plans to kidnap Shawn Mendes and BTS, so don't deny it)
♥️ All teenage girls are married. To junk food and their beds.
♥️ Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day.

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I GOT THOSE GOALS YA LIL TWERPS (IDEK anymore 😂):
-- 1K reads ✔️
-- 16K reads ✔️
-- 20K reads ❌
-- 1K votes ✔️
-- 5K votes ❌
-- 100 followers ✔️
-- 400 followers ✔️
-- 500 followers ❌

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Meet The Fam:
-- 💩 WATTY TWIN SISTER: @heba05
-- 💩 MY GO-TO RANTER: @Classic_narwhal
-- 💩 SPIRIT HUMAN: @DamnThatSass

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I have no life whatsoever. But hey, contact me if you want ;)
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| Canva: ZealousZoey|
| PicsArt: zealous_zoey |
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| Gmail: zoey.the.zealous@gmail.com |

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Are you a stalker? Or a fan? Or maybe a friend who wants some dirt on Zoey? Then these are the links for you ;)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfsl2WdEfYV5Ss3ms1ESGrg

https://www.canva.com/ZealousZoey

https://www.picsart.com/zealous_zoey

https://www.pinterest.com/ZealousZoey/art-designing-and-backgrounds


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