HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE! I MUST'VE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES! TO TELL YOU -
*reader throws shoe at Zoey because of horrible singing*
Okay, let's redo that...
Fair warning: this bio makes literally zero sense. Read on if you like nonsense ;)
Certified Idiot || Bursts out singing randomly || Cringes at real life couples || Single as a pringle || Sleepyhead || Nocturnal || Your average teen || Lives for Netflix || Graphic Designer || Laughs like it's her life's purpose
FACTS OF LIFE:
♥️ You're not supposed to fall in love, idiots. You're supposed to fall asleep.
♥️ The heavier you are, the harder you are to kidnap. So stay safe, kids, and eat lots of cake and ice cream.
♥️ There will always be a moment in your life when you're trying to tell your friend something but can't because you're laughing too hard at the ending 😂
♥️ Crazy people are the best people. (Yes, I know about your plans to kidnap Shawn Mendes, so don't deny it)
♥️ All teenage girls are married. To junk food and their beds.
I GOT THOSE GOALS YA LIL TWERPS (IDEK anymore):
-- 1K reads ✔️
-- 10K reads ✔️
-- 15K reads ❌
-- 1K votes ✔️
-- 5K votes ❌
-- 100 followers ✔️
-- 300 followers ✔️
-- 400 followers ❌
Who said Wattpad isn't social media?
-- 💩 WATTY TWIN SISTER: @heba05
-- 💩 MY GO-TO RANTER: @Classic_narwhal
-- 💩 SPIRIT HUMAN: @DamnThatSass
I have no social life whatsoever. But hey contact me if you want ;)
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- In bed, duh
- JoinedFebruary 4, 2017