"Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story

and the antagonist of someone else’s!

And a possible love interest in some other peoples!"

If it sounds like writing, rewrite it.

Everything you do is research. Washing the dishes, taking the train, watching Adventure Time--research.

Make as many mistakes as you can. Your characters will thank you.

Break every rule of writing.

DO NOT ASK ME TO READ OR REVIEW YOUR STORY. YOUR MESSAGE WILL BE IGNORED. I get too many read requests to fulfill them all, and most of the time i have done them, i was attacked for offering constructive criticism rather than sugar-coated praise. So rather than wasting my time and yours, i now don't take read requests period. I don't even have time to do them even if i were to accept them, so I hope you all understand where I'm coming from.
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Guardian Redemption

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Description: Kairi is terrible at being a Guardian. She's expected to save the world from tsunamis, earthquakes, and droughts, but she can barely conjure enough clouds for a drizzle. The other Guardian, Cleon, can't spellcast at all, so there's no help from him...

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