Hey! Howls it goin werewolves? Wolfentine_11 here. Making people cringe is my specialty.
I am now single because I'm stupid.
Definitely Bi because being straight SUCKS DICK.
Last I checked I was female.
Yep. Still female.
I once was contained inside a vagina so does that mean I was naturally a lesbian?
My biggest dream is to become a clothes hanger.
My main skills consist of making people cringe, making people hate me, making strange noises, getting at millions of references, and yes, being utterly disturbing.
Well? Did you make it without cringing, laughing, grinning mischievously, getting strangely aroused?
Alrighty then. My work here is done.
Adios horn dogs and enjoy having dreams about unicorns banging chickens barfing sparkles and rainbows while measuring dick seismographs.
- JoinedMay 1, 2016