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Hi! I write stories, which is pretty sick. I would say I'm pretty mediocre at it, I could be better, I'm not too good with my grammar, and, well, I don't do characters good. But I will try my best, and hopefully, all of your dreams will come true!

So, why don't you pop a squat, and hang around for a little while, I am sure you will enjoy the stay. I am BirthedConfused, aka Hot Stuf, aka Egotistical Brat, aka I Am Hungry. I don't have a nickname, but, if I did, it would probably be fuckface.

Anyways, read one of my stories. You probably will be disappointed. Love you.


𝓟𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓼

- The Nameless • Michael Myers x Reader(In Production)
- Survivor's Guilt • Leatherface x Reader
- Partners in Crime • Freddy Krueger x Reader
- Crystal in the Rough • Jason Voorhees x Reader
- I Need A Hero • Marinette x Chat Noir
- And So It Continues • Cryaotic x Reader


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Xbox • Calastar/ThottyMcHotty
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  • JoinedSeptember 25, 2018


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WoeIsTimmy WoeIsTimmy Jan 27, 2019 05:36AM
im going to kill myself. i don’t know when, but its going to happen. im so tired. im so very tired. it was bound to happen at some point. my life has gone to shit. all i have to look forward to is lo...
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