Hey everyone, thanks for checking out my stories. I am honestly a bit paranoid about plagiarism, so I am going to take the posting thing slowly to see how it goes. It's true most people are honest, but there is always going to be that select group that thinks it's ok to steal. Feel free to give constructive criticism and point out grammatical errors, because I am something of a grammar freak and try to edit everything to the best of my abilities before posting. Still, I'm only human, and things slip by me from time to time. I use two or three different pen names, including Lizzy. I love all things magic, chocolate-covered, romance, and werewolf (because, come on, who isn't a dog person). My life offline is extremely busy, what with that whole education thing and all, so please understand why updates are monthly instead of something like weekly. I love to read, anime is amazing, country music tops all, and that is about everything you need to know about me.
Welcome to the dark side. Why are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
A good friend will ask why you're crying. A best friend will already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
She's my best friend. Break her heart, I break your face.
My friends are the kinds of people who spend hours trying to drown a fish. But I love them anyways.
Global warming killed Frosty.
Screw world peace-I want a pony.
The police never think it's as funny as we do.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave the world wondering how.
Your just jealous 'cuz the little voices are talking to me and not you.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried nailing Jell-O to tree.
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.
(\__/) This is Bunny. Put bunny onto
(='-'=) your profile to help him
(")_(") gain world domination!!!!
Joined:Sep 28, 2012 12:23AM