Q:Cat person or dog person?

A: I'm a dinosaur person.

Q: Ooohkay. Any life skills?

A: Aside from my ability to make conversations extremely awkward, no.

Q: I can tell:/. Hobbies?

A: Laziness.

Q: That's not a hobby.

A: Well that's not a question. Anyways I guess you're right, laziness is more of an art than a hobby.

Q: *leaves*

A: That's not a question either. That's an action. *mutters* people these days.

A: I'll just interview myself.

B: dream job: being a ninja, duh.

C: skills: looking extremely awkward

D: weakness: hot guys, hot anything really. Man, warm spaghetti is the best. Oh, and making lists. Also ending things in a proper manner. Like this. I don't know how to end this.
  • Somewhere on Earth I suppose. Unless I'm on sabbatical to Mars again. Or on vacation to Narnia. Actually, it's pretty safe to assume that I'm not on earth
  • JoinedOctober 14, 2014


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Vukmira Vukmira May 02, 2015 03:35AM
@Wolf_with_no_keekers Ah .... ne , ja sam rođen Ameriku, ali moj otac i deda su srpski . Nemam mnogo prilika da ga govore . 
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