Actual four year old who suddenly woke up one morning in the body of a Scottish 22 year old with responsibilities. Can only be likened to a car crash in slow motion.

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Hey everyone!I've recently sent myself the challenge of reading 52 novels in 52 weeks and I was wondering if anybody would be interested in creating/joining a book club with me.If so, let me know h...
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