*Throws phone* I wasn't reading fanfics, I swear! *Crawls back into trashcan* 

Female. Straight but I'm apparently an "honorary lesbian." Probably the most accepting thing ever, right there, and I thank the person who did it.

I definitely don't have an obsession with shipping *Smiles innocently*

I'm a SuperLockian that fangirls over punk/emo music and YouTubers.

Wanna know my ships? No? Well, I'll tell you anyway.

FREAKING KLANCE
Septiplier
KicktheCrabStickz
Phan
Destiel
Sabriel
Crobby
Charvelle
Benlizar
Michifer
Peterick
Petekey
Ferard
Ryden
Mystrade
Johnlock
Jaspar
Troyler
Jalex
Kellic
Malec
Saphael
Tythan

There's more, but I'll save you a little sanity, okay?

Tv Shows:

Castle
Supernatural
Sherlock
Shadowhunters
Bull

Anime (So far):

Black Butler
Seven Deadly Sins
Tokyo Ghoul
Sword Art Online
Ouran High School Host Club
The Devil is a Part Timer!
Your Lie in April
Yuri!!! on Ice
Soul Eater

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