Hola! Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

My name's Ashleigh and I'm twenty years old. I am known to be "the weird one" and, well, yeah...

I always seem to embarrass myself during the most inconvenient of times. I unfortunately have that type of awkwardness about myself, or as someone so politely described it as: I lack coordination.

I have my own house and work for the government, which is actually the best job I've been in so far.

I also have a strict tendency to trip over things, I spill stuff down myself, I'm boring, I can't swim or dance and I tend to make a non-awkward situation very awkward. Most of the time it's not what I do which embarrasses me so much, it's more along the lines of HOW I do it or HOW I say it. I just have that unfortunate, awkward luck. But em... yeah. My stories on this website are very old - some I wrote about five years ago when I was fifteen! I mean, my writing's matured horrifically since then but I still hope you enjoy them!

My latest work is An Endless Winter and it's a story that contrives between Humanity and Substitution. Zara Valentine is not one who will bow to their abnormalities, neither will she accept their corrupted antics as a means to restore the world that was once swept away. Though it won't come easy, Zara is going to fight them.

^ also, this novel has been posted under my pseudonym, Katze Snow, just in case you wondered :)


Ashleigh/Katze x
  • Location:
  • Joined:
    5 years ago

Reading Lists

7 Published Works

Featured work.

The Silver Doe

Social data: 60.9K reads. 1K votes. 234 comments.

Description: He's tall, dark and pale. He grunts, snarls and shouts all the time. Rarely does he smile, and when he does, you know it's for the completely wrong reasons. But he's my dad... now. He adopted me when nobody else wanted me. Snape, they call him. But...


Other Works by TurningPages.


48 3 0

Oneshots ~ 1) Rin’s just returned from Tokyo. Kiba, an exceptionally hungry little wolf, is in the mood...

Short Stories

Short Stories

14 1 0

A collection of short stories. Some dark. Some even twisted. And, I'm told, some are quite funny . . . w...

Love Never Dies (an Unconditional student/teacher romance)

Love Never Dies (an Unconditional student/teacher romance)

27K 190 61

You've read the story between Emily and Mr. Radcliffe; now read the story between Ruby and Dr. Andre. Ru...

The Destined She-Wolf

The Destined She-Wolf

89.2K 623 211

Kyra Chalks was always the chosen one, even before she knew she was a werewolf. She was always destined...

Is anyone obsesseHello, you awesome people! ^_^ I've tried my hand at a very erotic m/m fanfiction between Thranduil and his super stubborn captain, Prestalos. Please feel free to check it out (but be warned of its content, as it is very explicit!) http://archiveofourown.org/works/3095816/chapters/6706403 
      And yes, I'm obsessed with Thranduil. I've been to see BOTFA five times just to see him on the big screen ^_^ 
      Hope you all enjoyed the Christmas holidays! Now back to work on Monday *sobs uncontrollably into my pillow*
Hola! So I'm participating in the Fanfic contest this year - I'm going to be posting a collection of oneshots. If you decide to check them out, I hope you enjoy them! ^_^ 
Hey everyone! So I've uploaded my short story "The Arena" . It would be awesome to hear what you think about it? It was a dream I had a few months ago.  For some reason, my friends really liked it (so that was cool!), but I'd love to hear what you think :-)