*PROUD CO-LEADER OF THE UNIMORT CULT! My partner in crime is the one, the only, @The_Pile_Of_Schist, lovely person, go say hi, go follow her. I follow all unimorts, so if you're new or you would like to be one, just pm me and I'll follow you and add you to the official list! We also have an official unimort account! It's called @The_Official_Unimort. Anyway, TO THE BIO!
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Hell is wonderful all year around. I should know. I crawled out if it.

Hello boys.
(and girls)
you have reach the end of sanity, and i am the cliff.
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*name- sassmaster, Satan, really whatever you feel like calling me. I'm not picky.

*gender- the better one (slight offense meant)(fun fact)(I'm occasionally rude)

*age- supposed to be mature (lol)

*weight- one hundred and sexy-beast

*height- fuck you tall people

*sexuality- fuck you and you. But then leave.

*religion- all hail queen Rowling, leader of the Harry potter cult.

*race- buddy, if I'm running, you'd better get your ass in gear because the apocalypse is behind me

*appearance- occasionally in public, mostly in the house though. Kitchen counter to be exact

*family- kill me now

*friends- people with nut allergies stay far away from them

*relationship status- very committed to a wonderful, sweet, soft guy....... who is my cat.......... details details

*personality- depends on who I'm with

*special talents- pissing people off both on purpose and not, avoiding my responsibilities, eating popcorn

*Life goals- Become a Dragon. Own at least a hundred cats by death.

*Gryffindor

*thunderbird
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I suck at writing as well, so most of the stories I post will not be mine (obviously posted with a disclaimer saying it's not)

*best person to try to get in contact with if I'm not answering- @C-Chizel. She has my number so you can try her.
My cousin is on here as well, @
  • Hell. Because cats are there
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