I'm an ex-Bank Manager (the cuddly, old-school Branch type) but through redundancy and a need to eat, found myself running my own small business. Very small.

I'm interested in fleshing out the skeleton idea I have for a comedic-fantasy-adventure-farce.

Firstly, I feel I need to 'road-test' my writing style, 'humour' and hopefully gain some pointers / feedback / confidence by penning a casual, light-hearted and possibly irreverent 'memoir' styled book related to my experiences as a Pet Professional.
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    Glasgow, United Kingdom
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FOXES AND HARES.

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Description: Found at the back of my wardrobe some twenty-six years or so after writing it! Once upon a time, it was very relevant. Nowadays, things are better .... but while the spectre of apartheid may no longer haunt S...


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