I'm an ex-Bank Manager (the cuddly, old-school Branch type) but through redundancy and a need to eat, found myself running my own small business. Very small.

I'm interested in fleshing out the skeleton idea I have for a comedic-fantasy-adventure-farce.

Firstly, I feel I need to 'road-test' my writing style, 'humour' and hopefully gain some pointers / feedback / confidence by penning a casual, light-hearted and possibly irreverent 'memoir' styled book related to my experiences as a Pet Professional.
  • Glasgow, United Kingdom
  • JoinedSeptember 9, 2012


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Stories by Thoughtlocker
FOXES AND HARES. by Thoughtlocker
FOXES AND HARES. Poetry
Found at the back of my wardrobe some twenty-six years or so after writing it! Once upon a time, it was very relevant. Nowadays, things are better .... but while the spectre of apartheid may no longer haunt South...
Last updated Sep 11, 2012
YOU'LL NEVER BULLY ME! by Thoughtlocker
YOU'LL NEVER BULLY ME! Poetry
A sort of anti-bullying 'rap' written for a friend's young daughter some years ago.
Last updated Sep 09, 2012
SLIM CHANCE by Thoughtlocker
SLIM CHANCE Poetry
A 'poem' taking a light-hearted look at Slimming. (Yup - that's what I thought when I wrote it, too ...)
Last updated Sep 09, 2012
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