WHEN YOUR PLANNING WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR COVEN AND YOUR MOTHER OFFERS EVERYONE SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AND JUICE!!!








WHEN SOME RANDOM PERSON SAYS THAT THEY THINK YOU LOOK PRETTY, AND THEN YOUR EGO GETS REALLY INFLATED, THEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL LIKE "HAHAHAHA GOOD JOKE YOU GOT THERE, SHE'S ACTUALLY A PIECE OF TRASH" AND YOU GO TO YOUR SULKING CORNER, WHILE PLOTTING ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS DEATHS TO LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT :)






I'm an angel.. I swear on satan.




IMMMM SOOOO GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY


Reasons why I'll always be single😭:
- I'm annoying
- I'm not attracted to anyone
- most of the time I'm a bitch
- I love fictional characters
- I'm a total loser (with a really bad ego)
- last but not least, I'm a lazy arse with no social life









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  • JoinedJanuary 30, 2015



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