(Anyone who gets the reference in my location, you're awesome) 

Just another LA Devotee with a pack of Camels and a smoke alarm, writing sins and not tragedies, singing Hallelujah and saying "Don't threaten me with a good time" while sitting in silence because my car radio was stolen by a man with guns for hands, alone with my heavydirtysoul.
(is that enough P!ATD and TOP references?)

I have a strange obsession with cheese

You can't rush perfection!
Can't = didn't try hard enough
I want someone to look at me the way Markiplier looks at space
When the cow goes moo, you run as fast as you can
Don't stop, no pass/go, don't stop to collect a million dollars, just keep going
Pain only proves that you're human
Death only proves that you lived
Heartbreak only proves that you had one in the first place
Some say I am weird, dirty-minded, and insane. I say that I'm excessively creative.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Never admit that you're PMSing to the guys, just tell them that they're crazy.
Don't play hard-to-get, it'll come across as impossible-to-get.
Why is Red Bull's slogan "Gives You Wings?" Last time I checked, bulls don't have wings.
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  • JoinedMarch 29, 2017

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