Welcome to my Wattpad account, stranger.

This is a very special place. For very special people to look at my stupid and magnificent writeries.

This is where I make my imagination flap its wings, realize it's too fat to fly, then send it crashing down into the faces of unsuspecting strangers.

Among other news, I am a pretty amazing swimmer. 25 seconds is my finest hold-your-breath record.

Beat that, dweebs.

Panama hats ARE cool. No questions.

I make covers. Don't worry, they don't bite.
  • Spare Oom, wearing a panama hat.
  • JoinedMarch 7, 2013

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TheWriterJack TheWriterJack May 10, 2013 12:20AM
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Stories by Jack De la Weirdo
Laws of the Universe by TheWriterJack
Laws of the Universe Humor
These are laws that apply to everyone, tall or short, educated or stupid, to every color and every age. You can't escape, I can't escape. You wumbo, I wumbo. This is a series of stories, stories of normal people...
Elle of the Cinders. by TheWriterJack
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Violins, a missing childhood, and a Prince who's having quite the hard time being charming around a certain shy maiden. Set in 18th century England, my take on the classic tale you probably know. And, no, there's n...
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