Welcome to my Wattpad account, stranger.
This is a very special place. For very special people to look at my stupid and magnificent writeries.
This is where I make my imagination flap its wings, realize it's too fat to fly, then send it crashing down into the faces of unsuspecting strangers.
Among other news, I am a pretty amazing swimmer. 25 seconds is my finest hold-your-breath record.
Beat that, dweebs.
Panama hats ARE cool. No questions.
I make covers. Don't worry, they don't bite.
- Spare Oom, wearing a panama hat.
- JoinedMarch 7, 2013