Welcome to my Wattpad account, stranger.

This is a very special place. For very special people to look at my stupid and magnificent writeries.

This is where I make my imagination flap its wings, realize it's too fat to fly, then send it crashing down into the faces of unsuspecting strangers.

Among other news, I am a pretty amazing swimmer. 25 seconds is my finest hold-your-breath record.

Beat that, dweebs.

Panama hats ARE cool. No questions.

I make covers. Don't worry, they don't bite.
  • Spare Oom, wearing a panama hat.
  • JoinedMarch 7, 2013



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TheWriterJack TheWriterJack May 10, 2013 07:20AM
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