I am a comedy writer who overdoses on dry satire, horrible puns, and non-sequitur. I am the author of an audio play series, currently trying to get off the ground, and I am working on a new serialized adventure story as a way to keep creative juices flowing and developing. I have a pet turtle with three legs.

"theunabeefer" on most every social media.
  • Chicago, Illinois
  • JoinedNovember 2, 2018


Stories by Matthew Graybiel
TIMECLOCK: The Case Files of Richard Flint by TheUnabeefer
TIMECLOCK: The Case Files of Richa...
Unemployed professional, Richard Flint finds a spoon and sets out on a journey of confusion and discovering l...
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The Adventures of Skybird and Air-Boy - Episode 1 by TheUnabeefer
The Adventures of Skybird and Air...
Episode #1 - Captain Skybird and The Case of The Two-Eyed Man The "pilot" episode of an audio play...
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