I am a comedy writer who overdoses on dry satire, horrible puns, and non-sequitur. I am the author of an audio play series, which is currently trying to get off the ground, and I am working on a new serialized adventure story as a way to keep creative juices flowing and developing. I have a pet turtle with three feet.

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  • JoinedNovember 2, 2018


Story by Matthew Graybiel
Skybird #1: The Case of The Two-Eyed Man by TheUnabeefer
Skybird #1: The Case of The Two-Ey...
In the introduction of this 1940's era serial story, superhero Skybird and his youthful sidekick Air-boy go u...
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